Sun Worship

You know why people worship the sun? The same reason men love a cock tease. Let me elaborate. If you went to the local meat market every night and batted 100 you soon would soon lose interest, arguably in at least some aspects. However, if you head over to Moe’s tavern and get play only 50% (I heard DG pulls these kinds of odds) then Moe’s and the women at Moe’s deserve a little more attention. Please allow me to finish my original line of thinking. I think that Burning Man and a Mexico Coastal trip is the ultimate hoar house tour for us Canadian’s who get cocked teased by the Sun on a yearly basis. In the very least I can appreciate the sun because as I sit in rainy Van-city I am dreaming of a photonic blowjob. D